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of the Government of the United States of America America: A Gathering Threat
As we know, gathering threats across the globe (and potentially across the universe – the new CIA is looking into this) continue to terrorize our way of life and hate our freedoms. Iraq, after years of gathering it’s threatyness, has finally been fully neutralized, liberated, and democratized (other longer-term programs are additionally underway to baptize, globalize, and freedomize the AmerIraqi people). With the terror of Iraq’s gathering threatfulness having been cleanly and neatly destroyed with infallible American military might, the post-September 11th mentality begs the question; What is next? After the “election” (don’t you just love that they still call it that?), we have a number of freedom-spreading covert and overt actions mapped out for you to watch us follow through on. As you well know most, if not all countries hate our freedom and therefore want to terrorize us with evil-doings. The most terrorous countries that must be dealt with include, but are not limited to: Canada, France, Germany, Spain and, to a much lesser extent, North Korea, Iran, and other countries you may not be familiar with. There is, however, one country which must above all else be dealt with immediately and most severely, the United States of America. Being the insightful person that you are, and through your daily communication with the almighty, you surely saw this coming. It’s not what we wanted, but when the situation calls for force to defend freedom from terror, we must respond, even if it is against the very citizens we’ve pledged to serve. In a post-September 11th world terror can terrorize anyone from anywhere, and we must not be terrorized, even if it means striking against those who were first terrorized on 9/11 by the other terrorizers from Saudi Arabia, I mean Iraq. Unfortunately this would mean a pre-emptive strike on all the major metropolitan areas in America where terroristic threats are gathering, i.e. New York City (ironically), Chicago, Boston, all of California (except the Governor’s mansion), and many, many more. The need for such a strike is made clear by the lack of unity among American citizens, the lack of fear of governmental authority audaciously displayed by “protesters/dissenters” (terrorists), the lack of fair and impartial elections and judiciary proceedings, the extreme vacuum of ‘support for our troops’, and of course we must not overlook America’s obvious possession and proliferation of weapons of mass destruction. If these were to get into the wrong American hands, we shudder to think of the consequences for less well-connected people. America is literarily on the verge of a terrorist attack from the country we least expect, our own. We must act, and act decisively and quickly. Mr. President, we urge you to heed these factual warnings and do just what many “Americans” (terrorists/freedom-haters) urge: bring our troops home. Iraq is clearly stabilized and on the right track, so we must bring our troops home to go to work spreading freedom and democracy where it will soon be needed most, in the United States of America.
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