Freak Show
Shadowbox Cabaret
Easton Towne Center
Columbus, Ohio
* * *

Twisted Tales
2Co’s Cabaret
The Short North
Columbus, Ohio
* * * * 1/2


by Rick Brown

I picked a lousy night to go see Shadowbox’s Freak Show this year. Oh, it wasn’t raining or anything like that. No. Jimmy Mak was on vacation. Now I don’t begrudge the man a rest. It’s just that two of the more popular sketches included in Freak Show are crowd favorites Campfire Boys and Jason’s Scary Stories. And Mr. Mak OWNS these skits. Without him ... try as they might ... even Gabriel Guyer couldn’t carry it off. Without Jimmy’s childlike enthusiasm both were humorous yet missed the uproariously anarchistic innocence with which Mak performs them. Fortunately Mr. Guyer DID manage to make Zoltar – Life of the Party ... a children’s birthday party story ... a delightfully dorky success.

And as if this wasn’t enough ... the people sitting around me were the most obnoxious bunch I’ve sat near since say ... the last Rolling Stones concert I attended. They talked, yelled, got up and left continually for most of the first section of the show. And even after they were spoken to by Shadowbox staff members they managed only to percolate their smugness under the surface. Yet this circumstance begs the question: How much responsibility does Shadowbox bear for this rowdiness?

I’ve been going to their shows for almost three years now and they are to rock and roll what 2Co’s is to say ... folk rock. I can understand that. But since when has it become acceptable for people to yell across their table while the band is performing? I’m a guy who once told fellow concertgoers ... at the aforementioned Stones show ... to “shut the fuck up” during a Keith Richards’ song. And for the rest of the evening the two of them made it clear ... constantly clear ... that after the show they were going to “kick my ass”. Fat chance on that. There were nine of us and two of them. But I was taken back to that night, here at what I mostly think of as a theater. Sure the house band BillWho? is loud. But that shouldn’t be an invitation to scream above the music. These musicians work hard at their craft ... not unlike a symphonic musician would. Show them some respect ... because the songs are the highlight of this year’s Freak Show. U2’s “Until the End of the World sung by Steve Guyer, Christina Connor’s “Happy When it Rains:, and JT Walker’s interpretation of Jethro Tull’s “Cross Eyed Mary” ... no small feat in itself ... saved the day ... er night. Especially good are Jennifer Hahn’s bluesy, haunting vocals on “Strange Face of Love”. And when husband Matt came down from his riser to be with her ... matching her sultry singing with equally emotional guitar riffs I got chills. Poignancy is something I didn’t expect in the midst of all that was going on around me.

Amy Lay’s Shannon’s Movie Reviews are the palate cleansers here in the middle of some mundane ... albeit humorous ... comedy sketches. Skewering The Exorcist and Psycho with childlike innocence and honesty, Ms. Lay charms, disarms, and seduces us into laughter ... all the while playing a little girl. On this night ... in this particular show ... she was the comedic coup des grace.

The circus sideshow during Freak Show’s closing number, Julie Klein’s wonderful “Karn Evil” (Emerson, Lake and Palmer), was a great ending I must say. Between Katy Psenicka’s trapeze work and the seemingly magical balancing skills of Christina Connor the “Stilt Lady” (I’ll bet there are no heels high enough to squelch this woman’s graceful gliding.) the visual enhancement was awesome. Still ... between the clumsy use of television monitors lampooning local TV news ... News From Hell (Buckeye fans are slow to realize ... if they ever do ... that they are being lampooned as Buckeye fans) and the rowdy “bachelorette party, birthday celebration, drunk for no apparent reason” atmosphere, with the delightful circus themed grand finale Shadowbox may have crossed the line from rock and roll to ... well ... ARENA rock. I’m not sure how this will work for them.

On the other side of town 2Co’s Cabaret is busy taking risks on not so comedic monologues and skits with a slightly more “Halloween” feel ... ever so slightly. Tom Cardinal’s rendering of “The Foghorn” (adapted from a Ray Bradbury story adeptly by Shadowbox’s Megan Overholt) is a little plodding in its pace ... but certainly guaranteed to creep you out. Mr. Cardinal more than redeems himself in an excellent reading of Mark Twain’s “Story of the Bad Little Boy”. The early 20th Century has never sounded so funny ... or relevant. And Joseph Lorenzo brings down the house ... TWICE! First in Grace McKeaney’s tale of an obsessive compulsive clean freak in Who They Are and How It Is With Them. Possibly even better might be Lorenzo in Michael J. Nelson’s “Friend Good” where he plays a large man ... which he is not ... explaining stiffly what it is like being a large man. Lorenzo is methodically subtle and intentionally awkward and appears to coax the laughs from the audience. He seems as amazingly effortless as he is funny.

There are some slow moments. Pamela Callahan and Lydia Tew do what they can with Julia Jordan’s Nightswim making it at the very least an entertaining opening to Twisted Tales. Downtown DFN’s drummer Carlton Smith does a wonderful job with Charles Bukowski’s “Trouble in the Night.” But the trouble in the night here is the piece is way too brief to effectively display Mr. Smith’s talents. And I think it would be great if Chris Lynch got some better material to work with than Dave Barry’s “Halloween Safety’s Fine ... ” Lynch is far too gifted for Barry’s Sunday newspaper column humor.

Musically, Twisted Tales is great. Tom Cardinal shines on Elton John’s “Rocket Man” as does Noelle Grandison with “Trouble Child” by Joni Mitchell. Pamela Callahan makes Randy Newman’s “Political Science” a campy delight. Mary Randle belts out STP’s “Pretty Penny” and soars on Dave Matthew’s “Drive In, Drive Out”.  Ms. Randle’s ability to make you think she’s holding you by the lapels of your shirt and spitting a song vehemently into you face while you stand there in awe with a shit eating grin on your face ... coupled with Downtown DFN’s perfect syncopation ... could have been the musical highlight of the entire evening. Accept for the fact that ... once again ... Joe Lorenzo stalks the stage tearing all our hearts out en mass with Johnny Cash’s styling of NIN’s “Hurt”. Hurts so good. As good as Mary Randall is ... always ... this show belongs to Joseph Lorenzo ... with an excellent supporting cast.

Shadowbox Cabaret’s Freak Show runs through November 19th. 2Co’s Cabaret’s Twisted Tales can be seen until November 12th. For more information go to www.shadowboxcabaret.com