Haiku

There once was a man
from Nantucket, he was glad
to get out of there

The R-Rated B
movie made prominent use
of her double D's

MMA is more
homoerotic than all
other sports combined

He offered her his
Snuggie heart, she went and used
it like a ShamWow

I want my boy all
clean cut when you are done, he
said to the Mohel

"Show me your magic,
show me your magic," he begged
the librarian

Entreprenuer
the preferred form of address
rather than 'Hustler'

Pretentious in all
respects, self-deprecating
wit especially

The old mossy pond sat in silence
'til up jumped a frog with great violence
he came down with a crash
and made a big splash
and the glade returned to its silence