Haiku

The radio off,
she stopped believing, thinking
about tomorrow

Boston is a nice
place to visit, but I would
not want to hear it

Thanks to Buzzfeed, he
now knew exactly what type
of asshole he was

If the person on the
other end can't hear THAT,
try a new carrier

It had gone too far--
the whitening had become
a bleach enema

The worship leader
chose "Pipe;" the jazz man, "Hammond;"
her pick was "Male"