Haiku

The wrestling was 
fixed, he decided; the angel
never seemed to win

Listen, Billy Joel
you don't get to speak for me,
said the arsonist

Cain and Abel were
the first brothers; this is known
as foreshadowing

Cock in one hand, knife
in the other, she made him
a chicken dinner

'Hah'—he thought, as dirt
covered his grave—'I’m early,
not late like they said!'