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Something Significant Happened
Twenty Years Ago Today. Yes, Today!

Remember That Thing We All Watched Last Week?
That Guy?

The Pope Acknowledges The Church Was Wrong
About Something The Rest Of The World Already
Figured Out Generations Ago

Old News Is Good News.

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HEY, JOHN KASICH, I WROTE YOU A SONG

How many times can one man tell
the same old lies
and expect to still be believed?
The answer, you dunce,
is blow it out your ass;
The answer is blow it out your ass.

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The reflexively
defiant are provoked by
the innocuous