Years ago and in what seems like a distant universe I was in the Marine Corps with a guy with an extra nipple. That is not common but not unheard of. Here is he thing that was far off the beaten path. His girlfriend had several spare nipples and was not averse to ripping her blouse of after enough beers,
sometime as few as two. It was the 60's, what can I say. I wrote about it in a memoir and then composed this poem.

A Poem to Nipples

One is good but not the best.
Two is standard and very nice,
But not so great when they are thrice.
Three and up is too much breast!

Two round nipples are a glory
Atop a breast makes up a titty
Love’em if they’re tiny or biggie
Their sweet attraction is a priori.

Nipples on a leg or butt
The attraction is diminishing
And passion would be dwindling
It’s not alluring, but a glut

We should keep the standard share
Too many, too few or nipples askew
Are things that detract from value
Extras should disappear into thin air.

- Mark Balson -