Haiku

Your tenacity was
admirable, but today
is your last day, weed

Science Fiction books
discuss ideas, become
films with explosions

One man's political
party is another's ass
haberdashery

You're gonna like the
way you look, provided you
like how cheap suits look

The more the singer
told the crowd to get down, the
less they wanted to

Dismayed to find out
my favorite Bible verse
is really Shakespeare

Uninhabited
last semester, the pond
full of ducks again