Haiku

Self-felated, the
man from Nantucket cleans up,
tells a dirty joke

“More applause, please, in
the monitors,” the singer
said to the soundman

"I'm not swearing at
you," the maniac explained,
"I'm swearing with you."

Emitting noises
like a trapped animal, this
Bus Driver is nuts

Serious study
leads to wisdom; so, also,
does frivolity

The perfectionist
brain learns to appreciate
the erratic hand