Haiku

Comprehending that
understanding is a dream
ah--enlightenment!

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The Reference Interview:

One part Monty Python
two parts Abbot and Costello
a dollop of Library School
Gin to taste

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The smell of rotting
meat--is the house possessed, or
just near Burger King?

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Complain all you like,
just know that it's not solving
the so-called problem