I hate Boston
         I hate the meatheads
         I hate their stupid accent
         I don't even like
         Dunkin' Donuts

Auto Correct #1

            The new one
            is a very long
            time ago and
            it was only one
            of my favorite
            part of the year
            before you go

Auto Correct #2

Nobody's business but
The fact that the two sides
I don't know what to wear
The fact that the government has
The only thing that would make
The new version of this
I'm not going to be able
I love you so much better
The new update is so good

Haiku

     In the middle of
     a nightmare about work, she
     woke up on the job

     Were you there when they
     crucified my Lord? And did
     you take a selfie?

     You really drank all
     that wine by yourself? Yeah, you
     know we're out of beer