The Worst Story Ever Told
So, I caught “The
Passion of the Christ”. Mel Gibson's version of the New
Testament looks like Alex's from “A Clockwork Orange”…so
much gore and violence and so little positive--other than a brief
flashback to The Sermon on the Mount. And there are almost none
of Jesus' teachings. There may have been more violent and bloody
films made, but never one so utterly humorless. I've never seen
a movie in more dire need of Charlton Heston than this one.
Anti-Semitic…maybe,
I don't know. This film is misanthropic more than anything. The
Roman soldiers seem as bloodthirsty as the Jewish priests, really
relishing the torture of Jesus. Homophobic perhaps also...Satan
is shown as an androgynous figure overseeing everything that happens.
Given what I know about Gibson as a homophobe, having read an
interview in a respected men's magazine (ahem...Playboy) a few
years back, I think it's reasonable to read into this that Gibson
is equating homosexuality with demons. Yuck. No one should sit
through this.
Which I guess brings
us to gay marriage. I think Bush is cutting his own throat pushing
the amendment. I have no faith that the American people are ready
to accept gay marriage, but I sense that they are uneasy with
making a change to the Constitution that would actually DENY one
set of people their rights. Churches will still be free to decide
whom they do or don't want to marry, but that is their prerogative
and one that I don't think the state shares.
I'm sure Mel Gibson
doesn't support gay marriage. Wonder what he thought about Janet
Jackson's tit? I actually thought the whole Super Bowl halftime
was inappropriate for the circumstances. (Am I the only one who
thought Nelly's lyrics about 'shooting his seed' made an odd soundtrack
for a football game?) Honestly, this is why I tuned it out until
the second half began, as everyone else that didn't like it should
have done. But, like most of us, they didn't notice Michael's
sister's boob until it was shown over and over again. (People
said they thought she was trying to pump sales of her new CD,
I think she was trying to take some heat off her bro). Anyway,
whatever--it was no more provocative than the succession of ads
for Viagra, Bud and all the other aphrodisiacs pimped during the
telecast. But at least the game was good.
The rap on family
values-based censorship has always been that sex is bad but violence
is somehow OK. Janet's unholy boob glimpsed between tow halves
of NFL gladiators followed by the phenomenon of Mel's sadistic
“Passion” really puts this into sharp relief. Well,
what can I say?
They're all a bunch
of boobs, as are we for listening to them.
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