FIRST
BOOK OF INSTRUCTIONS
HOW TO SINGE
1) Taste your shadow in the
soup
2) Cage your neck and run
3) Fry your tube and listen
4) Drop your bee and towel
5) Say your foot and chisel
6) Climb your meat and wallet
7) Age your pocket in the ladder
HOW TO DRIP
1) Plunge your earlobe in the
hair
2) Dodge your cow and summer
3) Flake your seam and temblor
4) Pile your flume and toothache
5) Shore your gasp and buttock
6) Climb your stun and shoulder
7) Lake your trousers in the eyesight
HOW TO COFFEE
1) Jerk your lens in the rorrim
2) Hash your leg and licnep
3) Runt your lip and ymotcenmos
4) Say your cloud and anut
5) Name your rash and rettij
6) Stun your hump and redloc
7) Cheek your slap and sehsa
HOW TO SPANSION
1) Hunch your yalc in the fono
2) Drape your elutsup and spin
3) Fry your epahs and tubal
4) Comp your ria and sumpage
5) Rinse your egaggul and mister
6) Paint your strohs and flagger
7) Flap your ados in the toweling
HOW TO STREAM
1) Pinch your loaf and usher
2) Nag your lago in the closet
3) Dump your spine in the trunk
4) Age your folder in the faucet
5) Ham your hanger in the tampon
6) Cringe your index in the compost
7) Jump your slag and whistle
HOW TO FUNNEL
1) Knab your ham and crystal
2) Egderd your anus and gun
3) Kcolf your damp and sausage
4) Devac your spork and vaseline
5) Egduls your clock and storming
6) Kconk your bags and sputter
7) Knird your hack and aguacate
HOW TO SHIFT
1) Sore my dreamer in the cabbage
2) Dried my dock and soap
3) Red my lung and drinking
4) Flies my punch and boomer
5) Sprawled my huff and looming
6) Sew my chuffed and clam
7) Rant my soaker in the news
HOW TO RABBIT
1) Fling your cudgel off the
floor
2) Aim your pool and nodder
3) Sap your phone and crimp
4) Day your bone and rolodex
5) Time your drop and curtain
6) Drag your house and beans
7) Spray your fingers off the spandex
HOW TO DUMP
1) Drag my inking through the
trihs
2) Noun my hsah and cube
3) Pay my ssurt and spray
4) Name my hctulc and heart attack
5) Pledge my hctorc and windy
6) Sank my eohs and gristle
7) Pinch my calendar through the loaf
HOW TO THOUGHT
1) Dung his lirtson in the
speeding
2) Slag his fork and elbuod
3) Gauge his esoon and salad
4) Find his knilb and cubit
5) Fore his kcar and nibble
6) Pine his whoosh and ihsus
7) Dang his noitacirbul in the clusters
HOW TO TOWEL
1) Guest his shirt and run
2) Flake his linguine on the dil
3) Spot his lenses on the rewolf
4) Blank his tweezers on the kcos
5) Yank his gusher on the gniknalc
6) Huff his solder on the enizagam
7) Gape his plow and sinking
HOW TO NOT
1) Lack of inches in the planner
2) Lack of bushes in the spinner
3) Lack of finish in the wallet
4) Lack of grunt in the souping
5) Lack of grommet in the salads
6) Lack of cashers in the trance
7) Lack of dungeon in the sodas
How to Slobber
1) Race the nickel in your
shoe
2) Comb your stop and collar
3) Lube your pin and tubing
4) Place your gash and try
5) Clap your whee and thumb
6) Foam my inch and said
7) Drop the tissue in your clock
How To Hill
1) Slake your mud and temple
2) Chase the napkin in the toilet
3) Cry the stomach in the bullet
4) If the dormer in the lamp
5) Pry the focus in the beetle
6) Crown the finite in the circle
7) Age your climb and salmon
How Was Ham
1) Tabled for a waterfall
2) Glazed inside the soak
3) Fought inside the blink
4) Dime inside the hamster
5) Uncle inside the trouser
6) Nap inside the tool
7) Laughed inside the pillow
8) Bung inside the fork
9) Lathered for a singularity
How You Glans
1) Ape the ssenisub in the
toilet
2) Slap your hcuoc and dumpster
3) Change your kculc and luggage
4) Hand your eman and blunt
5) Frame your ekohc and knob
6) Pie your elip and nib
7) Humps the gnihsurc in your shorts
How He Itch
1) Dump the clamor in the dnop
2) Jack your cloud and nikpan
3) Jowl your sew and gnisuod
4) Crap your pens and elbmur
5) Jester your clot and tunod
6) Bungee your funnel and staolf
7) Hash your piles and elpmet
8) Days the fingered in the sesproc
How We Spatter
1) Dodge the foamer in the
kcottub
2) Crash your bender in the elzzup
3) Job your pilot in the llewthgil
4) Cold your fester in the tellub
5) Lodge your numen in the ekalfnroc
6) Hunch your loafer in the snolemretaw
7) Latch the juicy in the rebmilc
How To Finger
1) Spend your insole like a
tongue
2) Lab your rio like a scissor
3) Age your thumb and tuna
4) Lob your flung and spender
5) Sent your flag and napalm
6) Haul your cash and nostril
7) Plunge your nekkid like a lawnchair
8) Fan your peaches like a towel bar
How To Simpered
1) Egnahc the index in your
lint
2) Pots your corn and tubal
3) Lian your bush and tip
4) Hsar your lung and fable
5) Gnud your pit and arm
6) Dalas your ouch and elbuod
7) Worc the stomach in your pistol
How To Fungus
1) Page ramp her speller
2) Tos lwoh her slip
3) Spring phone her wallow
4) Hctip laem her segnops
5) Mile meat her wind
6) Knil poh her srehtaef
7) Bird inch her follow
How To Rice
1) Sap shoulder off her leep
2) Cage number off her sgnirps
3) Sup your cost and leather
4) High your pocked and deals
5) Flame your sung and junking
6) Jack corner off her loop
7) Latch tendons off her rehtal
How To Lexectomy
1) Pile your ham my sehsidar
2) Numb your claims and dowling
3) Cash your log and reeling
4) Plunge your list and awl
5) Slops your page and isolation
6) Stitch your ink and colonoscopy
7) Nab your coal my tfilkrof
How To Simple
1) Lob the remool in your sehsa
2) Lack your couch and regnif
3) Budge your belt and redlof
4) Hymn your faucets and gof
5) Lodge your booms and but
6) Meat your cloudy and gnippalf
7) Codger the setanro in your gnippolf
How To Lib
1) Cage the blood folding your
eye
2) Stop the cube and limit
3) Push the bush and torn
4) Crap the steel and tape
5) Haul the lunge and dipping
6) Meal the storm and closet
7) Page the mud scolding your thigh
How To Vista
1) Budge your mucs and trailer
2) Clock the tibbar in your feel
3) Snap the gnihcnuh in your club
4) Aim the esoh in your usage
5) Fail the gnul in your stunk
6) Buy the dolp in your heel
7) Cling your pmuh and nodding
How To Palm
1) Stung hoop and ralloc
2) Apes your pine and eveels
3) Dimes your hoop and nisuoc
4) Knack your flung and nezod
5) Deeps your house and elkcin
6) Arfs your bud and tah
7) Fog chink and sresuort
How to Lumber Natter
1) Nudge my damp and repeerc
2) Bait your sole and ytsud
3) Nape your cow and snetsil
4) Stop your pool and nezorf
5) Steal your hall and reteeks
6) Dome your bun and rebbur
7) Slake my crash and regnits
How To Waters
1) Pmuls some hamsters in your
heel
2) Egap the clamp and dimness
3) Kcos the roof and tube
4) Egar the rife and lips
5) Dworc the up and down
6) Tsim the clustering and knife
7) Laem some pencils in your fungus
How To Fonder
1) Lift the cocos in your shoulder
2) Plank the ice and crumb
3) Bites the bin and leaf
4) Hide the naps and kasha
5) Ripe the drum and headache
6) Mile the breast and hanger
7) Splash the sausage in your spinning
How To Isolation
1) Sneak and remmah off his
bonus
2) Climb your eci and garbage
3) Bang your kool and folder
4) Wife your bmun and dollar
5) Tap your duc and boston
6) Loop your ssam and drying
7) Thing and ishus off his cornering
How To Simper
1) Flake the shivering in your
hsurbhtoot
2) Aim your cake and nur
3) Hobble your sound and ecin
4) Dump your ouch and gnivaeh
5) Scald your trash and stnur
6) Dodge your flame and peerc
7) Same the creaking in your debrewolf
How To Bottles
1) Evarg your sandwich in her
suitcase
2) Etib her nap and comb
3) Tolp her chug and pen
4) Eveels her plink and poison
5) Yub her songster shoulders
6) Tew her bait and saw
7) Nups your meters in her briefcase
How To Nozzle
1) Spell your vacuum cleaner
like a crust
2) Sing your pustule like a flag
3) Drop your muscle like a northern
4) Slip your fisticuffs like a spins
5) Grapple your toilet like a spirit
6) Find your finger like a dustcloud
7) Rust your business like a chairseat
How To Seems
1) Gulp the ham and gaping
test
2) Foor your lop and pole
3) Emit your lunch and luggage
4) Luof your sap and spot
5) Epahs your cusp and cold
6) Emim your gown and guts
7) Emils the gust and storming cats
How To Hunch or Ehecatl
1) Bulc the swallow in your
arm
2) Ehca your corn and window
3) Enim your best and nippers
4) Dehs your like a trollop
5) Ega your toot and flailing
6) Enots your rice and carving
7) Hcnul the focal in your lock
How To Meatball
1) Ekal your corner shadow
2) Pu the knockers in your elbow
3) Tsen the floodgates in your eyebrow
4) Bad the sandstorm in your shoelace
5) Enim the uppers in your glower
6) Dlof the napkins in your icesheets
7) Tae your slugfest drainhole
How To Ammunition
1) Bang the srezod past your
furnace
2) Sigh your ecil and number
3) Flat your knurd and stapler
4) Mine your pac and gassing
5) Bong your hsup and nodder
6) Rail your elif and toiler
7) Drape the rednef past your indication
How To Uppers
1) Your trouble spent your
cubage
2) Fan the bomb you spent the caging
3) Doll the map you spent the crunching
4) Flag the tub you spent the signal
5) Ropes the gnat you spent the lightbulb
6) Guile the pork you spent the shamzine
7) Sank the bean you spent the clucking
8) Your inches spent your streaming
How To Conk
1) Sloppy shoe and gasoline
2) Dug the crust and giggling
3) Pain the stock and floppy
4) Moat the path and tooling
5) Rash the isolation and wrist
6) Knack the points and liverwurst
7) Spongy loop and micturation
How To How To
1) Glop hat and ekalf your
puddle
2) Mote your gnulf and riddle
3) Spy your pmur and noodle
4) Drink your hsah and modal
5) Clog your tun and sodden
6) Kak your tnup and dwindle
7) Shot spat and ekac your middle
How To Chew
1) Cry your dampness in the
spoon
2) Last your fire in the eggplant
3) Pool your lumber in the knowledge
4) Bile your beancake in the bushes
5) Spore your shoulder in the linguini
6) Crap your bloating in the nestegg
7) Dry your ranting in the broom
How To Breed
1) Rule lung and drape your
gnippos
2) Shape the lung and gniduolc
3) Snake the lung and gnikoms
4) Pile the dung and gnituohs
5) Spay the lung and remoor
6) Dry the lung and hsifdrows
7) Fool lung and strike your egabbac
How To Think
1) Jake your pocket in the
sink
2) Dry your eyebrow in the sink
3) Sped your phonebill in the sink
4) While your booming in the sink
5) Flap your flavors in the sink
6) Crisp your tongue in the sink
7) Fly your minding in the sink
How To Use
1) Use dunk and pile
2) Use plenty and norm
3) Use roof and steam
4) Use ruckus and door
5) Use hole and troop
6) Use map and tremble
7) Use throat and double
8) Use bind and sender
9) Use pits and mountain
How To Up And
1) Up cramp and rednes
2) Up shot and krod
3) Up mist and lewot
4) Up rule and murd
5) Up seal and elbuort
6) Up rod and htrof
7) Up dup and dnas
8) Up crumb and wolg
9) Up try and onroh
How To Ewe
1) Sock sheep and eulc luggage
2) Mile sump and eulc snored
3) Rat spill and eulc rosin
4) Foal clunk and eulc root
5) Bed snide and eulc sang
6) Thought trough and eulc mortar
7) Ink wool and eulc trotting
How To Loosely
1) Elbuod cluster in your fundus
2) Ekilekans roofing in your pencil
3) Tellam treeline in your photos
4) Elssut egakcael in your shopping
5) Gnittops misters in your U Meat
6) Sgod slotting in your poontang
7) Srorrim dabbled in your soupbowl
How To Know
1) Flake your mileage in your
shirtsleeve
2) Gland your mileage glancer
3) Spell your mileage spooner
4) Bank your mileage roomer
5) Nuts your mileage shaper
6) Spread your mileage custard
7) Gate your mileage in your rafter
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