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The Non – Fiction Theater of the Truly Mundane
proudly presents:

Qualifications

by
Rick Brown

Scene: A sparse, mostly business-like office in the backroom of a large university library. It’s the beginning of fall semester … sometime in the mid 1990s …and young, exuberant, fresh faced students are coming and going. Almost all of them are looking for a student job in the library. Rick sits patiently at his desk. He has been “interviewing” ... such as it is … for most of the day … without much luck finding suitable employees. An innocent looking, pigtailed blonde woman clutching her Human Resources paperwork, tentatively approaches Rick.

Rick – Hello. Who do we have here?

Rebecca – My name is Rebecca SIR.

Rick (cringing slightly) – I’m Rick. Please have a seat.

Rebecca (thrusting her papers in Rick’s direction) – They told me to have you sign these.

Rick -Yes. If I hire you. And odds are good I will. But first let’s have a short interview okay?

Rebecca (while nervously pulling on one of her pigtails) – Okay.

Rick – Where are you from Rebecca?

Rebecca (her voice cracking slightly) – Sandusky County. My family owns a farm 15 miles from Clyde.

Rick – Really? My parents lived in Clyde briefly. There’s not much happening around there.

Rebecca looks a little hurt.

Rick – So. What work experience do you have?

Rebecca – The farm.

Rick – Never worked in a library?

Rebecca – Just the farm.

Rick - No paper route?

Rebecca – My brother did. I helped him once.

Rick – Are you at all familiar with how a library works.

Rebecca - I never worked in one. I brought a book back late once and the lady made me pay a dollar.

Rick – I see.

Rick slowly picks up Rebecca’s paperwork, grabs a pen and begins signing his name.

Rick – So Rebecca … tell me this. Have you ever FLOWN a KITE?

Rebecca (startled) – Why? Uh … yes …. YES I HAVE!

Rick (handing her the signed paperwork) – CLOSE ENOUGH!!!

Curtain

Cast:
Rick – his sarcastic, book pushing self
Rebecca – her pigtailed … wet behind the ears … farm girl self

Secret Epilogue:

Rebecca never returned.


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by
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by
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Rick's Books:

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&
Best Bites,


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(The Breakfast Table)
by
aNna rybaT

Homage to painting by Carl Moll
40” x 30” oil on canvas
1978

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by

Amy McCrory

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available at:
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copyright notice
Issue 1 - January 2002