How To Blank

1) Snort your folders like a garb
2) Seat your cuts and rebmul
3) Time your rash and rehtees
4) Sole your kcolb and gninael
5) List your soup and raer
6) Bag your mice and elbmurg
7) Face your rushing like a eros

How To Sleep

1) Could you elbuod in your feeting?
2) Could you gof and ehtoot?
3) Could you teem and lubricate?
4) Could you hguoc and runny?
5) Could you gnab and turning?
6) Could you doolf and luftbuod?
7) Could you gnisnir in your sleeves?

How To Fly

1) Dime the seeds you throat regnir
2) Phone the leaf you cusp relgnad
3) While the light your stump retlem
4) Snag the field you sleep rennur
5) Frog the dunk you crisp regnis
6) Smack the stream you fish redils
7) Chew the flap you grass swodahs

How To Peel

Shape your ragus in the pocket nod your ehtees and
nugget nape your selif and treetop pun your dees
and tomb flash your esuom and plunger name your
elop and trouser gasp your rovalf in the tunnel

How To Form

Tusk your ramp and yks foul your pistol in
the nig game your fundus in the lirtson home
your formic in the sekal boil your pundit in
the sneloow plank your phonetree in the
tipmra boom your call and gnilwarc

How To Pile

Dunk the dum you masticate flank the elim
you spin dash the elor you isolate meal the
erot your furniture cab the dlom you slog
hush the elbmut you contact fan the lians
you confabulate

How To Nominate

Dodge and cloud your denesool edge and
mam your mastolf band and mint your
elutsup roar and mine your pirdbmuht nudge
and run your ecnatsni guile and sop your
rednuht niche and band your rebbalc

How To Diarrhea

Snap hup hctid your key drop stem enohp
your semen budge clan epon your flower
sham rut eludon your lamination pinch sum
palc your tendon couch ham esnir your
bungee dram hole hcnul your cousin

How To Blame

Glance lamp and flies your eeluoc flung
rump and dim your stecuaf spring keel
and don your rednulp rat mist and gnus
your odnoc flick moon and belt your
koobkcehc lame bust and grin your
nopmat aim rule and shrink your sucum
How To Cram

Rinse and muttering your seldnub high and
prance your gnikcohs dual and cage your
stniop lob and natch your reidlos funk and
clod your gelstnap raps and nor your remool
fudge and howl your gnidlacs

How To Lunchmeat

Axe hop and clam your dus tsen flow
mutt and flange your bulc tlob feel
dump and sear your parc elos eye moo
and cut your polf don nub ban and
chaw your eulc eloh nip sand and ice
your odol yrdnual spat comb and find
your lio rettan

How To Amputate

Wash your tooth a noitalosi? miss your hgiht
a gnideeps? spam your spunk a
tnemniatretne? meet your erons a gnildnof?
sank your divan a stnaphcterts? seem your
nioc a noitanimluf? spills your watch a
noitacinrof?

How To Esrever

Foam and nus the clam you wear mile
and poord the crunch you share fail and
toor the clay you air speed and elah the
float you bare rime and liot the bung you
snare gland and bur the shorts you nair
rule and dnah the nail you flair

How To Knird

Snake your gnulflah like uh tombeau slang
your htoob and heave mess your gel and
clownwise flap your egakcos and trousseau
nude your tnassip and insectivorous frank
your ssalg and turnkey aim your llawdoolf
like uh fantôme

How To Tis

Bench a cape a ssolhtoot funk your mile
your ssenisub book your pour your reknalf
crush your shorts your ekortsyek smile your
sinks your tellaw boil your gash your
gniregnif nape a lack a erocmaof

How To Scisyhp

Tegdub morphic in your ecim condition
yllog torpid in your gnipahs sword diognuf
napster in your reppilf docking repus fogger
in your tsruwkcob corn redduhs langor in
your emosluf halflife eegnub liquor in your
kcilwoc shadow rettam losing in your
gnippols textbook

How To Evil

Spore delddas then you crumble fine gniggid
then you penless rut dewollaws then you
rugless room sselerops then you concentrate
rush gnisnir then you hashbrowns dimes
gnihcnurc then you founder brat sselhsac
then you meander

How To T’nsaw It

Ream a wollip could you ponder jail a
resnir could you fork mile a xednaps
could you pincer fold a reckonk could
you fester fog a rennuts could you
punching grub a rednapxe could you
fanzine cap a gnippird could you pustule

How To Enoggod

ripe and ecart your sleevehole rat and llip
your eyeball root and gnilf your cuspidor
reap and erons your blanket reek and edins
your bank account rasp and edir your
plusher rump and mals your fenestration

How To Dneps

Spy your air and hcnurc could ape your
grime and daerps could soap your flock
and gniddehs could jack your stoat and
rewolf could dome your snap and pollod
could buy your weevil and tamrood
could hunch your turd and scimoc could

How To Nepmad

Speech lumber and a ekahs you retch spats
locker and a hcnerd you flock seep looser
and a xnij you snap shape luncher and a
krop you flop sand launcher and a gurhs you
cushion spun loafer and a hcnurc you
fountain sneeze looker and a knuhc you
spurter

How To Gnivaeh

Lush nabbit then you renroc reach asshole
then you rednuht corn nostril then you
egatrops send tuna then you retsef step
olive then you retsulc runny notebook then
you repeerc couch coughing then you
egdelwonk

How To Evael

Ape yr remmuh eldnah like a trench gnarl yr
lewot gnibut like a phonebook rake yr emalf
ecnef like a costume sure yr nuts eros like a
fondue gap yr lwo telemo like a kidney jab
yr krej tsuj like a garage spend yr strohs
rekrihs like a docent

How To Hsaw

Rend your elgnihs like a hamster buy your
mastolf like a bloom rush your elddim like a
bondage rice your elddup like a murder flag
your kcottub like a bee seep your renroc like
a tumbrel rag your buthtab like a beetle

How To Eid

Spin and hsart your kcolf hump rust and
hturt your dnalg reel more and tserc your gof
flunked red and gnissot your nups slinky
meal and dezod your dnof phone pale and
yhtolc your regnif spore mucked and yduolc
your trihs wind

How To Nroc

Read “To Me Her The” ytrof times loop
“Cash Steam” ffo eht table shed “Fog
Hump” ro a cousin bleed “Lunch Wipe” ekil
ruoy wallet mail “Brick Leak” hguorht eht
funeral boil “Earth Corn Dog Puke” kciht
htiw ants yell “Leg Mist” in ruoy grocery
store

Thanks to Blaster Al Ackerman

When To Rettab

Smelt llabtaem rolling on the rug rat
sselgnul crying in the tuna smack rekael
stoned and dipstick funneled riaebut
peached like focal drat regnulp choked with
running jiggling dalas crossed the freeway
flaker smodnoc torched or grinning

When To Rettum

Depmalc the rutteb on your neck debbur the
closet with your leg delip the retsbom like
an egg demalf the chisler with a noodle
debbos the rednuht on your insole dellip the
trestle through his ears dnelb the gnihcnurc
like a page

Why Gol?

Sort the shadow in her esactius damp the
danglers in her xedni focus the egg salad in
her uaepahc brine the singers in her tcatnoc
name the locker in her tellub rugs the
driveway in her levon rots the shower in her
briefcase

How To Kcurt

Eat and elbbub like a thumb seep and
tiwmid like a president mill and rekaos like
a shot ream and leehw like a clue sponge
and rettan like a branch file and mottob like
a whistle door and enilosag like a mailbox

How To Rensna

Gard your egasuas off the window
kcus your paehgnud off the cable hsaw
your reppolf off the elbow erab your
erosdloc off the water dnif your
ekacnap off the twinkle pmur your eeb
off the handle hsang your doc off the
toilet

Cow To Elbbird

Could you mrots the hctaw and grunting?
could you elim the evarc and blinking?
could you pird the dne and crawling? could
you emirc the trihs and mounting? could you
tsurc the taet and knowing? could you eci
the tuons and gluing? could you reppep the
faol and pinching?

How to Sdotnaf

Dodge lung, rat rinse and gnittolc.
Flung rot, hole spit and gnittolp.
Flag oil, nape loss and gniddolp.
Boot lunch, nut lunk and gnilewot.
Sop beet, hat wheel and gniggolc.
Mist sore, sock funnel and lisnot.
Jolt bowl, cloud simp and gniltsoj.

How To Nael

Dog mob and cluster so you kitchen log
hcnip and coughing so you shadow loot
redden and stinking so you crystal bun
gnittops and loaded so you furniture blat
reknaps and folded so you question lube
rennips and congregation so you pisser rust
tsruw and phoning so you caustive

How To Stnap

Itch and kcalc your fool rednad fake and
yks your meal elbmuts lock and gnilf your
cow deremmats shake and duol your file
sag mock and rebmun your cue emosluf
chase and epahs your mast reckonk blaze
and tnur your belt reliob

What To Pmis

Gur blender when you face hsar choker
when you spin ecnef dripper when you coil
bal spender when you isolate eciuj knacker
when you pendulate maof smiler when you
plod emos croaker when you whisper egnalf
grumbles when you dry drib stopper when
you coast naps seemer when you stop

How To Kaerb Ton

Pen lobber or you hsup relwej stun
mealer or you parc regnul flock
murder or you galf wollaws gub
repuos or you meet stunner gof dnalg
or you drink footpad mug gasser or
you gnos remool drag marbles or you
knuj netsil spare fondle or you wac
hsidar

What You Dluohs

Inch spewer what you srewolg jock nodder
what you rovalf dab shudder what you
noihsuc kneel breather what you rewolf bill
slander what you psirc shoulder lisp what
you rewoc buzz trank what you rennaf slag
reamer what you pmulc jowl spinner what
you hsac dug coughing what you reppus flag
wiping what you etacefed drone swallow
what you gnipeels

What To Pord

Stink regnir when it bundles flag regnud
when it prays lube revom when it
animates joke rehtal when it shits bog
rednes when it ruminates cud rehsaw
when it wasps rule rednas when it
stipulation bought lirtson when it soaks

Tahw Ot Drop

Skaos it when nostril thguob etalutaps it when
shot dnop noitalupits it when sander elur
spsaw it when washer duc setanimur it when
sender gob stihs it when lather ekoj setamina
it when mover ebul syarp it when dunger galf
seldnub it when ringer knits

Why Revihs?

1) For the suspal in your shirt dunk
2) For the gnitib in your muck bread
3) For the ardnut in your corp throttle
4) For the booming in your knaht ssurt
5) For the etnoziroh in your clip ladder
6) For the ffonur in your plop simper
7) For the remoorb in your cup spraddle

Why Talb?

1) To be drenching like a mug reppoh
2) To be streaming like a naf rennihc
3) To be trumping like a dnuf wodahs
4) To be crapping like a tlom retsim
5) To be foaming like a tuc reppam
6) To be sunning like a palf relbmut
7) To be popping like a tsaor remmurd

Why Etam?

1) So the rebmun slump spends your booth
2) So the gnippots smelt means your clot
3) So the hcnup runner drains your salad
4) So the peep reppalf sniar your rodipsuc
5) So the burg sprawler mends your mooting
6) So the kculc bender brains your stocking
7) So the elip bomber folds your scowling