A Decade of Nakedness!
by Rick Brown
When my buddy Dan gave me a website for my 50th birthday, I’m
not sure he realized 10 years down the line he would still be webmaster.
(You do the math on my current age.) Naked Sunfish is not only still
around, it has gotten to be a large community of artists, writers,
poets, and culinary connoisseurs. Each and every one of these talented
people, and especially Dan and myself, has worked to publish a wonderful
electronic magazine simply for the joy of doing it. (Okay
– maybe there’s been a free official t-shirt or baseball
cap in the deal but still … ) To everyone, and Dan in particular
since he provides us all the opportunity, I say a hearty “Thank
you! Thank you! Thank you!”
Titled after a band I played guitar for in high school, Naked
Sunfish (the web journal) has eclipsed its namesake immensely.
From humble beginnings we have become the very first electronic
magazine catalogued at Ohio State University Libraries and developed
a solid readership base. I appreciate everyone who has contributed.
But if I may be so bold, I will say our current lineup is the most
diverse and eclectic ensemble in our 10-year history. With those
who were here from the beginning, writers Ted Kane and John Bennett,
to more recent additions, artists C. Mehrl Bennett, Morris Jackson,
and Amy McCrory, poet Dennis Toth, cartoonist Sue Olcott, restaurant
reviewer Mark Balson, recipe expert and gourmet cook Jim Eaton,
and writers Elisa Phillips and Shawn Gaines, combined with great
guest writers and the superb photography of Dan Eley … I believe
Naked Sunfish boasts talent rivaling anyone anywhere. Kudos
to all!
I also have to mention the privilege of having the opportunity to
review performances from Shadowbox Live and Raconteur Theater here
in Columbus. I appreciate the respect these theater troupes have
given myself and Naked Sunfish, making us not only a serious
press presence, but a player in a greater part of the community.
So as Dr. John Bennett would say, “ONWARD!” (I would
add “Nakedly!) Here’s a toast to a great past and an
even greater future! To a continuing creative community that spawns
poetry, beauty, fiction, non-fiction, books, discussion, food, travel
… all the good things this life has to offer! Enjoy our 10th
Anniversary Issue!!!
In
Memory
by
Dennis Toth
Old beliefs die hard,
My friend.
The workers paradise
And all
The glorious future
You once invested with
Hopes and dreams.
Mere objects that have
Stumbled into the furnace
(Like that stupid sled
At the movie's end).
During the waning days
You often asked me
To close a window
That wasn't there
While you enjoyed,
In your hospital bed,
A pleasant bus ride
Down Fifth Avenue.
I spared you from
The priest you didn't want
(But only because you
Had to beat the doctor's
Estimate – patience may not
Have been your biggest virtue).
Later,
Once the bed was stripped
And empty,
I was left with many things.
Old clothes and socks
And many, many clocks
(None of which were in
Agreement).
http://leavesofcrass.blogspot.com/
The
Non Fiction Theater of the Truly Mundane
proudly presents:
Sous Chef
by Rick Brown
Scene: the first floor of an average house in an American Midwestern
neighborhood. The kitchen is center stage front, while a dining
area is directly behind. Stage right is the living room and stage
left is a small backroom with a fireplace. Rick is facing the
audience behind a stove and is just finishing his annual Holiday
Squash-Chestnut Soup. Sitting to his left, slightly behind him
in the doorway between the dining room and kitchen, is Henri,
a white Bichon Frise. Henri is watching Rick intently.
Rick
(to Henri) – Almost done Bubba Boy!
Henri
wags his tale.
Rick
– I appreciate your help and support poochie!
Henri
continues to stare.
Rick
– You know … I don’t ordinarily do this Henri
… but would you like to taste my soup? After three hours on
my feet, behind a hot stove, I could use a little feedback. And
I know your discriminating taste Baby Bubba!
Henri
is getting excited.
Rick
ladles a very small taste of soup into a cup and places it on the
floor next to him.
Rick
– let me know what you think … if you like it.
Henri
appears a bit nonplussed, but soon slowly saunters over to the cup,
sniffs the soup, then devours it. Immediately upon finishing, Henri
runs into the living room and wipes his face across the entire length
of the couch.
Henri
–snort, SNORT! SNOOORRRRRRRT!!
The
dog crosses the room and wipes the other side of his face along
the length of the loveseat.
Henri
– SNOOOOOOORRRRRT! SNORT!! SNORT!
The
dog then scampers into the dining area, plunging his face into the
wall-to-wall carpet.
Henri – SNOOOOOORT!!! SNNOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRT!! SNORT!!!
The
dog, seemingly possessed, gets up, charges into the back room and
repeats the face wiping on the loveseat.
Henri
– SNOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRT!! SNORRRRRRRRRRRT!! SNORT!
Suddenly
the dog drops to the floor next to the loveseat and lets out a giant
sigh.
Henri
– WHHHEEEEEWWWW!
After
about ½ a minute Henri, his face fur with anarchist askew-ness,
strolls back into the kitchen to his previous observational spot,
sits down and stares intently again at Rick.
Rick
– Uh … I’m taking that as a “Yes, I like
it”.
Curtain
Cast:
Rick
– his chef-ness
Henri – his sous chef-ness
The
Non Fiction Theater of the Truly Mundane
proudly presents:
New Year’s Eve
by
Rick Brown
Scene: The living room of an old farmhouse. An overstuffed couch
is stage right and a mismatched overstuffed chair sets stage left.
Center stage, but closer to the chair is a television. The 1971
New Year’s Eve Times Square coverage is being shown on the
TV. Behind the couch is a staircase leading to the second story.
A 20 year old Rick sits watching in the chair while his father (affectionately
known as Snook) sits on the couch with his feet on a coffee table
directly in front of him.
Rick – Wow. There sure are a lot of people out there in the
cold waiting for the New Year!
Snook grunts.
Rick – Must be exciting!
Snook takes his feet off the coffee table, stands and turns left
to begin walking up the staircase.
Rick – Dad! What are you DOING? It’s 10 minutes until
midnight and you’re going to BED?!!
Snook (putting his foot on the first step, turning to his son, waving
his hand dismissively) – Awwwww! The ball comes down. The
number lights up. It’s the same goddamned thing every year
Ricky!
Curtain
Cast:
Rick – his 20-year-old self
Snook – his Snookish self
1972 – The Same Goddamned Thing
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Torch
Songs
Shadowbox Live Stage 2
Worly Building
The Brewery District
Columbus, Ohio
by
Rick Brown
Smoke & Mirrors
Shadowbox
Live
Worly Building
The Brewery District
Columbus, Ohio
by
Rick Brown
Body
Language
Shadowbox
Live
Worly Building
The Brewery District
Columbus, Ohio
by
Rick Brown
Rick's
book, Best Bites is available at:
Lulu.com
&
Amazon.com
Jungle
by
Morris Jackson
Lindsay
Gallery Exhibit
Eye
of Grass ~ Foot of Moon
by
C. Mehrl Bennett
Blog:
http://cmehrlbennett.wordpress.com
Man
with a Drum
by Amy McCrory
Hmmm's
by
Rick Brown
Hmmm
# 37
The trouble
with depending on
volunteers is
you are
depending on
volunteers.
Hmmm
# 38
Truth is,
one size
never fits
all.
Hmmm
# 39
Once something
is fixed
it
begins breaking
again.
Hmmm
# 40
Faith
lacking ambiguity
or doubt,
is dogma
devoid of
the spiritual.
Hmmm
# 41
If a driver
crashes
intentionally,
is it
called
an
“on purpose”?
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A
Decade Behind the Curtain
by Dan (The Wiz) Eley
10
years of doing anything on the web, especially just for the joy
of it, is rare indeed. As Rick mentions in A Decade of Nakedness!
across the page, this site was my 50th birthday present to
him. At the time, I knew very little about HTML programming and
web page design ... but I wanted to learn ... as well as re-connect
with my best friends Rick & Yvonne.
I
had moved away from Ohio to New York late in 1995, and as often
happens ... I started drifting away from friends (remember, this
was way before Facebook ... AOL was the big
thing...). My trips to Ohio to visit family and friends went from
6-8 times a year to 1-2 times ... and Rick, Yvonne and I talked
less and less often.
In
2001, Rick was writing for
Crapshoot!, Ted Kane’s e-zine and seemed to be
enjoying challenge of writing “for the masses” instead
of just for himself. You see, Rick was always a writer. One of
the first things I remember about Rick was the big black book
he always kept nearby ... his journal. In here, he documented
life as he saw it ... and as I grew to know Rick better, I realized
there were many volumes. So, I saw offering to provide Rick a
platform to publish his writings not only a great birthday gift,
but a way that would bring us back together.
If
you look back at
Issue #1, you will see that we have come a long way. Our web
page design is cleaner (actually, there has been 3-4 variations)
... but we have kept certain elements ... logo, colors .. and
yes, you can still click on the logo and learn “Why
a Naked Sunfish” as well as click on Rick’s name
in the upper right corner to see a photo of Rick
and me when we were a tad younger! Also, beginning in Issue
#2, Ted Kane joined Naked Sunfish writing his column, Pot
Luck ... and in issue #5, John Bennett joined with Blank
Sight ... both who have never missed an issue since they started
contributing.
As
I said above, you’ll have a hard time finding a site that
has been publishing on the web for 10 years without pop-up ads
or somehow making a buck ... but we have ... and it’s been
a blast.
Somewhere
along the way, Rick and our others writers started to refer to
me as “the Wiz” ... a nickname I like but am not sure
I deserve. But as in Oz, I will say “Pay no attention
to that man behind the curtain” .. but rather enjoy
the writing and art presented between these virtual pages.
And
while I won’t be the one to tell Rick “let
go fool, let go” ... being a sailor ... I might just
say ease off the wind buddy ... and let’s enjoy the ride.
by
Sue Olcott
Click Here
Mistuh
Wick (Part II)
Daisy
by
Rick Brown
(
Mistuh Wick Part I )
We had just gotten married a few weeks earlier. It was a real
hustle making ends meet. Yvonne was in her final year of college
and I had just graduated a week before our wedding. It seemed
as if life was racing 100 miles an hour, yet standing completely
still all at once. And to try to make ends meet both of us worked
a second job at a Dominos Pizza. Yvonne answered phones. I delivered
pizza.
One night late I stood in the doorway of a young couple’s
apartment handing over a hot pie. The two weren’t much different
than us, except they had two dogs … and she was very pregnant.
The pooches were adorable and I commented as much.
“Poodle and Old English Sheepdog mix” the young mother
to be informed me.
I thought, “Ouch!” loud enough that I thought they
might have heard.
“We’re giving one away if you’re interested.”
the man said cautiously, while eying me up and down.
“You know. Because of the baby, we can’t really afford
both and we need the space.” the young woman added.
I glanced around the tiny apartment, immediately understanding
their plight. And without giving a thought I blurted out, “I’d
be glad to give one a home.”
Since the two of us were just getting used to living together,
and had never … ever …discussed having a
pet, I kept this to myself for the time being. I mean, how could
a woman I was willing to marry not like dogs?
That’s what I was thinking ... all night long in bed.
continued...
The
Non Fiction Theater of the Truly Mundane
proudly presents:
Whipping Post!
by Rick Brown
Scene:
St. John Arena on the Ohio State University campus. The year is
1973, after the deaths of Allman Brothers guitarist Duane Allman
and bassist Berry Oakley. It is the band’s “Brothers
and Sisters” tour. Rick and Yvonne sit far from the stage
in a lower bowl section of the arena in a sold out concert. 6
or 7 rows of concertgoers are visible to the audience with the
concert stage out of sight. The Allman Brothers can be heard playing
“Ramblin’ Man”. Most fans are passing around
joints. The seating section is filled with marijuana smoke.
Rick – Pretty good seats huh?
Yvonne – I think I’m getting a contact high.
Very Stoned Man (2 rows behind them) – WHIPPING POOOOOOOOSSSSST!!!
Yvonne – Man … that guy has been yelling that forever.
Rick – He’s excited I guess.
The band begins playing “Melissa”.
Very Stoned Man – WHIPPING POOOOOSSSSSSSSST!!!
Rick – Is that guy gonna yell that out every song that isn’t
“Whipping Post”?
Yvonne – I’m betting on it.
Soon the band begins playing Elmore James’ “One Way
Out”.
Very Stoned Man – WHIPPING POOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSST!!!!!!
Yvonne – Told ya.
Very Stoned Man (with more urgency) – WHIPPING POOOOOOOSSSSST!!!!!!
People in the section are now glaring at the Very Stoned Man.
Rick – this guy is gonna ruin the show for everybody if
he doesn’t shut up.
Yvonne – Maybe they’ll play it soon. Have you ever
seen so much pot in your life?
Rick – not so far.
The Allman Brothers begin playing the opening strains of “Whipping
Post”.
Almost everyone in the arena section turns to look at the Very
Stoned Man. He is now smiling broadly … eyes closed tightly.
People sigh and settle in for a long, enjoyable jam.
Yvonne – Finally!
The band is heard for about 3 minutes. Gregg Allman begins singing
the song’s second verse.
Very Stoned Man – WHIPPING POOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSST!!!!!!!!!!!
Curtain
Cast:
Rick – himself
Yvonne – herself
Concertgoers – themselves
The Allman Brothers – The Allman Brothers
Very Stoned Man – his very stoned self
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